The Tacklefly
What's gayer than a butterfly tattoo? Nothing, you say? How about a pink butterfly? That's pretty gay right? Yeah, well what about a butterfly made of COCKS?! That's right. COCKS!
What's gayer than a butterfly tattoo? Nothing, you say? How about a pink butterfly? That's pretty gay right? Yeah, well what about a butterfly made of COCKS?! That's right. COCKS!
Two Girls One Cup
If you haven't seen this video yet then don't. You can never un-watch it.
Anal Starfish
There are some fucked up people at BMEZINE
Stumpernail
This one is genius
Batman and Robin
We all suspected it
Mermen
You thought your butterfly made of cocks was gay? Well how about a couple of mermen? Gay mermen. How do we know they're gay you ask? Well, the one at the back is giving the other a reach around...in front of two giant spurting cocks! This one's so gay it almost went all the way back around to straight. Almost.
Cockfish
All that was missing from the mermen tattoo was a couple of these badboys swimming in the background.
Bellybutton Bumholes
There are loads of these on the net but they're all more or less the same thing
Dirty Sanchez
Nice
Unicorn Bumming a Dolphin
No explanation needed. This is awesome.
Diseased Vagina
Why? Just Why?
Drunken, Vomiting Cock
This is girliest cock I've ever seen (and I've seen You got She-Male)
Plug Socket
If you're going to take a photo of your biff, do us a favour and take your tampon out first.
Cock Fairy
That's right. A cock fairy.
Fuck the World
You think you're punk with your fuck the world badges and your punk as fuck patches on your denim jackets? Well this guy has a tattoo of himself literally fucking the world. Beat that.
The Cunt Puncher
I think of mine as more of a wanking spanner
What?
I've never seen so much smut in so little space. This must be what a sex offender sees on every sheet of paper when they do a Rorschach Ink Blot Test.
70's Bush
That reminds me, I haven't seen Bealys mam in a while
Public toilet
Looks like one of Michael Barrymores Tea-Parties
Armpit Cock
Bit too close to the barbed wire for comfort
Ann Robinsons Kebab
I've kissed worse
More Unicorn Sex
Even though they're mythical, they're still dirty little fuckers.
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I've saved a lot of these over the last couple of years from various sites and forums (mainly BME and some myspace groups I'm a member of). These are just my favourites from the bunch. Check out Part 2.
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