Please stop making movies, your stupid ginger face annoys the shit out of me. If I'm walking through the town centre and your stupid down syndrome looking face appears on a poster I get so mad I could kick the beak right off a pidgeons face. If you had AIDS I'd work the rest of my life to find a cure just so I could show it to you on your death bed, right before I burned it along with all the paperwork.
Seriously, what is wrong with your face? You pull your hair so tight that it pulls the skin on your face back like that guy from Men In Black. And now you've just annoyed me even more for reminding me of that ass clown Will Smith.
You're not sexy, you're ginger, the most wankerish of hair colours. You know what the most disgusting thing in the world is Nicole? Period blood. And the second? Ginger pubes. The first time Tom Cruise pulled those pants down was the day he turned gay.
You look like one of those bald cats that creepy old women have. How do you keep finding work? Did pretending to be married to a homosexual, A-list midget seriously earn you all that good grace in hollywood?
Your face scares children
So please Nicole, for the love of god stop making movies, you've made enough money.
Love
Mike B
