Moustache Bet

On a drunken night out I had a bet with Matthew "Judas" Carr. He had about 4 millimeters of stubble on his face but I was clean shaven so I had to quickly grow a beard. I put on Die Hard and watched some terrorists get blown to shit for a couple of hours, by the time John McClain said "Yipeekayay Motherfucker" I had a full beard and the bet was on.

Unless you're Burt Reynolds, Danny Trejo or Chopper Read a moustache will either make you look like a massive gay or a sex offender. Not many people can pull it off. Matthew "Freddie Mercury" Carr isn't going to be able to rock the 'stache. Shit, he isn't even cool enough to call it a "stache".

Here are the rules.

The Bet

The Moustache must be kept from 01 November until Christmas day. First one to shave it off loses, has a tiny wang and must do the forfeit.

The Forfeit

The loser must read anything the winner can fit onto an A4 piece of paper. It will be filmed and put on youtube. I'm still thinking up sick shit he can say. I'll probably be forced to send his mother a copy of the DVD when it's ready.

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I will be updating this with pics and any breaking news on how gay Matthew "not in the face" Carr looks. I'll also add a link to the youtube video if anyone actually loses.
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 *UPDATE 1* (12/11/09) - Matthew "Ted Danson" Carr sleeps with a hot water bottle. He probably needs it to keep his vagina warm. Oh yeah, and there's still no winner.
*UPDATE 2* (17/11/09) - Matthew "Rimmer" Carr sits down to pee. And it looks like we might have a winner. Fuck Yeah! I'll confirm it on thursday.
*UPDATE 3*  (28/11/09) - UPDATE FROM MATTHEW CARR Yo pop-pickers! As an honourable man, I feel it my duty to confirm that I indeed lost the bet with Mike "don't tickle my scrote" Bishop this very week and filmed my forfeit segments for your viewing enjoyment. I can't say I agree with the content of the video but I certainly agree with the idea of a man fulfilling his obligation to Queeb and country. Long may I live. Goo-goob goo-goob a joob.

10 December- The video is coming! I downloaded a cracked video editing program that almost killed my laptop. I'll get on it hopefully over the next couple of days. Matthews mother is going to disown him when she gets the dvd for christmas

The Video (Finally!)

 


The Score

Mike 1 - 0 Matthew