Fun With Email Scammers - Part 2

Well my inbox is still being flooded with junk and I'm still replying to waste their time as much as they waste mine. I got this one the other day:

My name is Mr. David Mark and I am a manager of one of the leading banks here in South Africa. I am seeking for your cooperation to present/front you as the beneficiary to one of our late client. Before his death he has in his account a total balance of ($25,000,000,00USD Twenty Five Million United States Dollars).

The late Mr. Christian Eich who died in a plane crash along his entire family was a German engineer who ran carmaker BMW museum, made a deposit of the above said amount in our bank late 1999 with his wife as the next of kin.

Please note that no other person knows about this account other than myself. The strategy is to use my influence as his account manager to make all necessary changes in your favour so that we can apply for the release of the funds in your name.

For further clarification you may please contact me on my direct telephone and fax numbers above. I have already contacted a lawyer who will be working with us to actualizing this transaction. Also, he will handle all the legal aspects of making you the next of kin to the late Mr. Christian Eich thus the sole beneficiary to his estates (fund). Terms and conditions of executing this project will be discussed on confirmation of your seriousness and capability to participate.

I look forward for your urgent response if you are interested to work this out with me. Your private telephone and fax numbers will be appreciated for immediate communication. You can call me on the number above for more clarifications

Mr. David Mark
Intending partner.

NB: I will provide you with my personal and work details as soon as you confirm your seriousness in this venture
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I confirmed my seriousness in this venture with this reply:

Dear David Mark

First of all please accept my deepest sympathy for your friend Mr Eich, a life taken before it's time is always a tragedy. On the other hand I'd just like to say KA-CHING!! $25 million dollars will buy us a lot of hankies so I'm sure we'll get over it! Am I right? This time next week we'll all be nuts deep in strippers and going snow blind from all of the coke! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!

I'll look forward to hearing from you

Mike B