The Greatest Porn Parodies Ever - Part 1

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Night of the Giving Head

Parody of:

Night of the Living Dead



Genius!



Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Parody of:

Big Trouble in Little China



It had to be done



Edward Penishands

Parody of:

Edward Scissorhands



Not just a guy wearing dildos on his fingers. He just has one huge cock where each hand should be


Forest Hump

Parody of:

Forest Gump


Tagline:

"My pants are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

The Poonies

Parody of:

The Goonies



One of my all time favourite movies when I was a kid. The only thing I thought it was missing was naked chicks....


The Sopornos

Parody of:

The Sopranos







San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon

Parody of:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


How much better would Indiana Jones have been with Ron Jeremy instead of Harrison Ford?



Cheeks & Thongs Up In Stroke

Parody of:

Cheech & Chongs Up in Smoke







You Got She-male

Parody of:

You Got Mail



Even though the woman has a cock, it's still not as gay as the Tom Hanks version


Pulp Friction

Parody of:

Pulp Fiction







The 69th Sense

Parody of:

The 6th Sense







Carlito's Gay

Parody Of:

Carlitos Way



Benjamin Robert Wilcocks favourite film



Crocodile Blondee

Parody of:

Crocodile Dundee







Womb Raider

Parody of:

Tomb Raider





Good Will Humping

Parody of:

Good Will Hunting







Porn of the Dead

Parody of:

Dawn of the Dead



Awesome title but Zombie chicks probably smell worse than a tramps underpants.


Snatch Adams

Parody of:

The awful Robin Williams movie Patch Adams







Fast Times at Deep Crack High

Parody of:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High



I didn't think the original was well known enough for the parody treatment. The title was probably too good to pass up


Jane Blond 007

Parody of:

James Bond







The Da Vinci Load

Parody of:

The Da Vinci Code



There's a sequel called Angels and Semen



Saturday Night Beaver

Parody of:

Saturday Night Fever







The Boobyguard

Parody of:

The Bodyguard



haha



The Texas Vibrator Massacre

Parody of:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre



Not sure how dangerouse a vibrator is



Jurassic Pork

Parody of:

Jurassic Park







Bareback Mountain

Parody of:

Brokeback Mountain



I'm not sure it's classed as a parody when it's exactly the same as the original movie


Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

Parody of:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory







Star Whores

Parody of:

Star Wars



The closest fans of the original will ever get to a nude woman



King Dong

Parody of:

King Kong







Charlies Anals

Parody of:

Charlies Angels







A Clockwork Orgy

Parody of:


A Clockwork Orange






Dyke Club

Parody of:

Fight Club



Sign me up



Fat Sex in the City

Parody of:

Sex in the City



Eww



The Maddams Family

Parody of:

The Addams Family



Ron Jeremy as Uncle Fester. Genius



Doctor Loo and the Phaleks

Parody of:

Doctor Who and the Daleks







American Booty

Parody of:

American Beauty







Sperminator

Parody of:

Terminator







Not Another Porn Movie

Parody of:

Not Another Teen Movie



A parody of a parody



Hung Wankenstein

Parody of:

Frankenstein







Honey, I Blew...Everybody

Parody of:

Honey I Shrunk the Kids sequel, Honey I blew up the baby







Shaving Ryans Privates

Parody of:

Saving Private Ryan



Has Tom Hanks ever made a movie that wasn't later made into porn?



The Ozporns

Parody of:

The Osbournes



Does anyone in the world actually fantasize about Kelly Osbourne?



Penetrator

Parody of:

Terminator



Second Terminator parody on the list



Analyze These

Parody of:

Analyze This







A Midsummer Nights Cream

Parody of:

A Midsummer Nights Cream



The only Shakespear movie worth watching



Not the Bradys XXX

Parody of:

The Brady Bunch







Apocalypse Climax

Parody of:

Apocalypse Now



I Love the smell of boobies in the morning



Austin Prowler

Parody of:

Austin Powers







Inrearendence Day

Parody of:

Independence Day







Glad-he-ate-her

Parody of:

Gladiator







Jugsy

Parody of:

Bugsy







Missionary: Impossible

Parody of:

Mission Imposible







Shanghai Poon

Parody of:

Shanghai Noon







Spankenstein

Parody of:

Frankenstein







Strap-on Club

Parody of:

Fight Club







Swinging in the Rain

Parody of:

Singing in the Rain







Tits A Wonderful Life

Parody of:

It's a Wonderful Life







Total Reball

Parody of:

Total Recall







Whore of the Rings

Parody of:

Lord of the Rings



If there aren't any midgets in this I'll be very disappointed



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Honorable mentions go to: Reservoir Dogging, Wizard of Ass, Midget Jones' Diary, The Queer Hunter, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Gives Head, Men in Black...Men, How I Boned Your Mother, Bareback to the Future, Fantastic Foursome. If they're not in production already someone needs to pull their finger out.

Feel free to send me any I've missed and I'll add them to the list

Check out Part Two and Part 3